mrtruth

The LCI (Lousy Coach Index) predicts Gators have a 100% chance to achieve a moral victory! Billy is said to have already choreographed a new dance to celebrate his latest moral victory and the dance is called Gator Fans R Gonna Hate Me!

That is so good I hate you a little for coming up with it.

Doing backflips is exhausting!

LOL. It's amazing how so few of the owners value sparkly eyes!

Strickland and Napier could be staring in the reboot of Dumb and Dumber. It says a lot that Strickland watched Billy's Snap Between the Quarterback's Legs fiasco and then decided "I'll stake my future on this guy's decision making." I can't help but picture Strickland like the guy from Doctor Strangelove who rides the nuclear missle out of the plan hooping and hollering like he's just made the best decision of his life. "Me and Billah 'bout to show the whole dang world just how smert we is!" Strickland is screaming as Billy dances around the locker room celebrating another moral victory.

His crazed staring at the cheerleaders is a little odd.

Perhaps Golden has dirt on Strickland.

The first year, Blobo incorporated much of what he learned from Monken. But, like most calcified geezers, he has now reverted to his true self and would rather fail doing things his way. I say— lifetime contract for Blobo!

ETN is locker room cancer. He’s undermined the whole UGA culture. He’s a sinister player of twisted mind games.

A lot of Gator fans agree with you.

Re: Strickland’s letter, is a vote of confidence from the Lord of Freaks good or bad?

ETN is a cancer! Where he goes, failure follows.

Strickland: Napier is Golden!

Does explain why during games when he wanted guys to play tighter defense he would shout, “get on him like he’s a coed who thinks you’re a weird freak!”

Blobo is an offensive mastermind! He deserves a lifetime contract. Being predictable is the new unpredictable! Blobo! Blobo! Blobo!

Pshaw. I witnessed another triumphant moral victory. Read that Billy was laughing and dancing in the locker room celebrating his “moral win” after the game. The players were laughing, too.

If we didn’t suck, we might be good!

He’s just running his offense!

They keep showing Strickland on the sidelines, but his facial expression doesn’t look like he has confidence in Napier right now.

It looks like a moral victory to me. In your face BEVO!

It’s players’ coach syndrome. When you have a nice guy coach, the players will play harder in order to save the coach’s job. As soon as they know the coach is safe, they revert to form. So, for example, we have seen Florida give up 7 plays of more than 20 yards in the first half. The players will only do just enough to keep Billy but not a thing more.

Saban wants UF week because it benefits Bama.

The timing of this “leak” is interesting. The school received the complaint in September. A month later Strickland releases a letter screaming about how he stands behind Napier. Suddenly, someone releases this info which, of course, makes Strickland look like a dirtbag.

You can tell a lot about an AD based on the people they hire. I see the lawsuit alleges at least two other employees were involved in Golden’s Games.

They’ve decided moral victories are good enough these days.

Stricklame is a loser and Billy reminds him of himself. They are both proof sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

Stricklame is a loser who embraces and celebrates failure. The team just learned an important life lesson: there’s a sucker born every minute. Billy and his hillbilly crew are laughing that they get to keep running their con for another year.

Prediction: Florida doesn’t get blown out as badly as expected. Napier dances in the locker room along with Strickland screaming “moral victory uber alles!”

The decision was actually made by a sports book in Vegas. They own the NFL.

Fools! The Gators have a 100% chance to achieve a moral victory, which is waaaay better than a dumb actual win. Moral victories Uber alles!